Impeccable service.
Hypothetical luggage.

Bag Butler ($BUTLR) is a pompous pigeon with a passion for crypto luggage on Robinhood Chain. The Bag Desk puts your assumptions in order, with just enough feathered commentary.

Your numbers, neatly packed

Enter symbols, quantities and USD prices manually. Nothing here is a live price feed. Each holding's value is quantity × entered price. Total value is the sum of those values; allocation is value ÷ total × 100. A zero total has zero allocation.

The −30%, base and +30% scenarios multiply every entered price by 0.7, 1 and 1.3 respectively, keeping quantities fixed. These are illustrative calculations, not predictions or financial advice. The Desk cannot trade or access wallets.

A private ledger

Create a username and password to save plans. Your account owns your plans, notes, tags and archived entries. Sign back in to retrieve them; archive to put a plan aside, restore to return it, or delete it permanently. There is no email recovery: keep your credentials safe.

One quip, one packed suitcase

Every saved plan receives a unique operation ID and a frozen copy of its original inputs. Requesting a quip sends that copy to our server-side AI provider. Do not include sensitive information in your plan. Editing a plan does not change its original quip inputs. Completed replies are cached. Unknown outcomes remain uncertain and are not automatically submitted again; verified non-submissions can be explicitly retried using the same ID.

Local development uses temporary storage. Hosted persistence requires the separately verified private database volume. No plan data is published as community content.